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Post by itsajackal on May 19, 2006 15:16:14 GMT -5
this thread is for your favorite funny qoutes.
from the 40 year old virgin
Cal: I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.
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Post by MCsLaCkEr on May 19, 2006 18:03:00 GMT -5
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back~~~
duck, duck, duck
mutha-mutha duck, mutha-mother duck, duck
mutha duck, mutha duck
noise noise noise
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Post by MCsLaCkEr on May 20, 2006 0:19:35 GMT -5
Rush Hour 2~Jackie Chan
I will pregnant dog slap you back to Africa!
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Post by MCsLaCkEr on May 20, 2006 0:20:19 GMT -5
Rush Hour 2~Jackie Chan
I will bizzitch slap you back to Africa!
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Post by itsajackal on May 20, 2006 21:05:45 GMT -5
ill take anal bum cover for 400 alex
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Post by MCsLaCkEr on May 22, 2006 21:49:11 GMT -5
Blade II~~Blade: Now you have an explosive device on the back of your head.
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Post by liltim860 on May 24, 2006 9:02:48 GMT -5
"40 year old Virgin"
Black women reading off list: "She's Hurtin for a squirtin?"
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Post by itsajackal on May 24, 2006 19:25:20 GMT -5
*Austin powers*
"Allow myself to.. Introduce...Myself"
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Post by MCsLaCkEr on May 24, 2006 23:06:37 GMT -5
Fat Bastard....."He kinda looks like a baby....(smacks lips)
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Post by liltim860 on May 26, 2006 10:55:08 GMT -5
Dave Chapelle:
"owww, Just beacuase I am dressed this way does NOT make me a police offier"
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